Globot Duke Cadmus
Nothing creates a healthier bond between father and son than to spend time together sucking on frozen mayonnaise.
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Do you live in a city prone to severe weather events and negligent governance? Here's how you can survive the next shitnado headed your way.
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Need more dogs? Just shave your pubic hair into a bowl of spoiled eggy custard—especially if you have lice.
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We all have regret, and most of us know a vulnerable orphan or two with toes to spare, but where can you find kale when you need it to summon a demon with this simple recipe? Here's why and how it works.
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