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How can you live like the Neanderthals if today's fancy technology keeps getting in your way? Last year, I decided to find out by moving into a cave for three months and living as authentically as possible without ever speaking to another person. This is how it went. Spoiler alert: I'm a gold mine!
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Men often think they have low T, but in reality they're just disappointed in themselves for not making it further in life. The secret to correcting this common misconception is simple: just eat a pinecone.
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Most people fear tarantulas, so if you want to protect your family from them you best learn to act like one.
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Nothing creates a healthier bond between father and son than to spend time together sucking on frozen mayonnaise.
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