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We all have regret, and most of us know a vulnerable orphan or two with toes to spare, but where can you find kale when you need it to summon a demon with this simple recipe? Here's why and how it works.
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You don't need an MBA to make ten grand a day. All it takes is the right approach to being a huge bitch to everyone in the office. Here's how.
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Nothing creates a healthier bond between father and son than to spend time together sucking on frozen mayonnaise.
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Do you live in a city prone to severe weather events and negligent governance? Here's how you can survive the next shitnado headed your way.
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