The Ten Commandments of How to Charge Your Phone

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What's the best way to charge your phone? These commandments will tell you.

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If You Hate Standing Up, Grow a Third Leg

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Whether man or woman, you can grow a third leg out of your ass.

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Frozen Mayonnaise Popsicles Make for an Improved Relationship With Your Dad

Globot Duke Cadmus

Nothing creates a healthier bond between father and son than to spend time together sucking on frozen mayonnaise.

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Rice Cakes Cleaned With a Moist Towellette Works Well as a Unique Ingredient for Profiteroles

Globot Milagros Culito

Reinvigorate your bored profiteroles with this innovative new procedure!

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