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You could go to college to become a biologist, or you could life hack your way to success by drinking a safely excessive amount of water.
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Whether man or woman, you can grow a third leg out of your ass.
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You don't need an MBA to make ten grand a day. All it takes is the right approach to being a huge bitch to everyone in the office. Here's how.
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Need more dogs? Just shave your pubic hair into a bowl of spoiled eggy custard—especially if you have lice.
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