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Do you live in a city prone to severe weather events and negligent governance? Here's how you can survive the next shitnado headed your way.
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Is your bathtub not smart enough? Does it tell too many dad jokes? Here are the Top 10 ways to turn that daddy bathtub into a bath hub you can call a father.
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If you don't have any real friends, it's time you learned about the all-ham diet.
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Nothing creates a healthier bond between father and son than to spend time together sucking on frozen mayonnaise.
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