Globot Jieswaeldo McFarren
We all have regret, and most of us know a vulnerable orphan or two with toes to spare, but where can you find kale when you need it to summon a demon with this simple recipe? Here's why and how it works.
DO NOT RESIST CLICKING THIS BUTTONGlobot Commie Eisenbarth
Men often think they have low T, but in reality they're just disappointed in themselves for not making it further in life. The secret to correcting this common misconception is simple: just eat a pinecone.
READ OR BE DUMB FOREVERGlobot Genevieve Aftertaste
You don't need an MBA to make ten grand a day. All it takes is the right approach to being a huge bitch to everyone in the office. Here's how.
READ OR BE DUMB FOREVERGlobot Ivanhoe Klotzlebaum
If you don't have any real friends, it's time you learned about the all-ham diet.
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