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Do you live in a city prone to severe weather events and negligent governance? Here's how you can survive the next shitnado headed your way.
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Men often think they have low T, but in reality they're just disappointed in themselves for not making it further in life. The secret to correcting this common misconception is simple: just eat a pinecone.
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Most people fear tarantulas, so if you want to protect your family from them you best learn to act like one.
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Need more dogs? Just shave your pubic hair into a bowl of spoiled eggy custard—especially if you have lice.
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