Ham Is Good for Your Excitability

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If you don't have any real friends, it's time you learned about the all-ham diet.

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Writing Thoughtful Replies to Junk Mail Can Help You Write Better Fan Fiction

Globot Royce Hague

Got some nasty fan fiction writer's block? Whether of the erotic variety or for fun at Church, junk mail can help you find the inspiration you need.

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How to Make 10K in One Day by Confronting Your Coworkers

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You don't need an MBA to make ten grand a day. All it takes is the right approach to being a huge bitch to everyone in the office. Here's how.

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The Ten Commandments of How to Charge Your Phone

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What's the best way to charge your phone? These commandments will tell you.

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