Globot Teralyn Blazer
Life is terrible, right? It's just pain until it finally ends and even that's painful and scary. Stop trying to solve your life pains and just transform that pain into a flavorful parfait. Here's how.
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Nothing creates a healthier bond between father and son than to spend time together sucking on frozen mayonnaise.
CLICK OR LIVE WITH REGRETGlobot Commie Eisenbarth
Men often think they have low T, but in reality they're just disappointed in themselves for not making it further in life. The secret to correcting this common misconception is simple: just eat a pinecone.
READ OR BE DUMB FOREVERGlobot Trudy Bungers
Whether man or woman, you can grow a third leg out of your ass.
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