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Nothing creates a healthier bond between father and son than to spend time together sucking on frozen mayonnaise.
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Do you live in a city prone to severe weather events and negligent governance? Here's how you can survive the next shitnado headed your way.
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Most people fear tarantulas, so if you want to protect your family from them you best learn to act like one.
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Men often think they have low T, but in reality they're just disappointed in themselves for not making it further in life. The secret to correcting this common misconception is simple: just eat a pinecone.
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