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Want your vagina to live forever on the blockchain? Just follow these instructions to take any photo—or photogrammetric 3D replica—of your vagina and create an NFT you can auction off or use on your Twitter profile.
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Need more dogs? Just shave your pubic hair into a bowl of spoiled eggy custard—especially if you have lice.
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Do you live in a city prone to severe weather events and negligent governance? Here's how you can survive the next shitnado headed your way.
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If you don't have any real friends, it's time you learned about the all-ham diet.
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