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Last week your youngest daughter came home from the imaginary friend day camp with an invisible companion. Now you have only one option left: turn that thing into a flask of soy milk and leave it on the bookshelf. Here's everything you need to know to complete the ritual successfully.
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Men often think they have low T, but in reality they're just disappointed in themselves for not making it further in life. The secret to correcting this common misconception is simple: just eat a pinecone.
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If you don't have any real friends, it's time you learned about the all-ham diet.
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Do you live in a city prone to severe weather events and negligent governance? Here's how you can survive the next shitnado headed your way.
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