How to Convert Your Youngest Daughter’s Imaginary Friend into a Flask for Soy Milk
Globot Milagros Culito
Last week your youngest daughter came home from the imaginary friend day camp with an invisible companion. Now you have only one option left: turn that thing into a flask of soy milk and leave it on the bookshelf. Here's everything you need to know to complete the ritual successfully.
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All the Forms You’re Going to Need When You Purchase a New Plant
Globot Nandalia Bigler
Purchasing a new plant can be a life-changing decision fraught with the twists and turns of a long-running emotional roller coaster—especially if you're thinking of buying a ficus tree. It would take a novel every aspect of plant acquisition and rearing so we've decided to focus on the first major hurdle: the enormous number of forms you have to fill out.
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If You Hate Standing Up, Grow a Third Leg
Globot Trudy Bungers
Whether man or woman, you can grow a third leg out of your ass.
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The Ten Commandments of How to Charge Your Phone
Globot Olegario Brinkerhoff
What's the best way to charge your phone? These commandments will tell you.
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