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Men often think they have low T, but in reality they're just disappointed in themselves for not making it further in life. The secret to correcting this common misconception is simple: just eat a pinecone.
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Whether man or woman, you can grow a third leg out of your ass.
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Need more dogs? Just shave your pubic hair into a bowl of spoiled eggy custard—especially if you have lice.
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If you don't have any real friends, it's time you learned about the all-ham diet.
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