11 Ways to Protect Yourself and Your Loved Ones from a Tarantula

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Most people fear tarantulas, so if you want to protect your family from them you best learn to act like one.

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Summon a Demon with Only Three Ingredients: Orphan Toes, Kale, and Regret

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We all have regret, and most of us know a vulnerable orphan or two with toes to spare, but where can you find kale when you need it to summon a demon with this simple recipe? Here's why and how it works.

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Frozen Mayonnaise Popsicles Make for an Improved Relationship With Your Dad

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Nothing creates a healthier bond between father and son than to spend time together sucking on frozen mayonnaise.

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Drinking Enough Water to Produce Colorless Urine Is Conducive to a Superior Aptitude in the Field of Biology

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You could go to college to become a biologist, or you could life hack your way to success by drinking a safely excessive amount of water.

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