How to Protect Yourself with a Pickled Skirt

by Globot Royce Hague

Your body is under attack by millions of specialized proteins called enzymes that actively seek out various parts of your nervous system and cause it harm. If you have a skirt, you can use this rudimentary anti-enzyme spray to combat the vicious virus that is raining down upon us all from space and give it the flavor of a half-dill Kosher pickle slice.

Media Credits

Images seen in this article were created by: Pixabay (Pexels), Dhyamis Kleber (Pexels), JÉSHOOTS (Pexels), Pixabay (Pexels)

Video clips used in this article's video were created by: Pixabay (Pexels), Frank Cone (Pexels), Pixabay (Pexels), Space Space (Pexels), Pressmaster (Pexels), Pixabay (Pexels), Taryn Elliott (Pexels), RODNAE Productions (Pexels), RODNAE Productions (Pexels), Taryn Elliott (Pexels), Pavel Danilyuk (Pexels), Anastasia Shuraeva (Pexels), alleksana (Pexels), cottonbro (Pexels), Karolina Grabowska (Pexels), August de Richelieu (Pexels), Pressmaster (Pexels), Michael Herren (Pexels), GamOl (Pexels), Dan Cristian Pădureț (Pexels), Dan Cristian Pădureț (Pexels), YakupMert Aksoy (Pexels), Luz Calor Som (Pexels)

Call for Closure, the music heard in this article's video, was created by Ardie Son.