I Don’t Believe in Burritos So I Bleachify Them
Disproving a burrito's existence is difficult because it requires the debunker to examine every last part of their surroundings, but these tips will help you achieve total burrito bleachification within three minutes.
All it takes to make your beliefs known are the following steps:
- Start with a normal burrito and locate your zip lock bag.
- Assemble all of your tools: the zip lock bag, scissors, and a lighter.
- Cut the burrito in half and remove one half from the tortilla. Cut the tortilla in half as well.
- Remove all of the contents from the tortilla, including the beans, rice, meat, cheese, and guacamole. Put all of the contents in the zip lock bag.
- Wrap the tortilla in the zip lock bag and hold it tight. Move to a safe location where you can safely burn the burrito without causing damage to people or property.
- Ignite the zip lock bag and bring it to your mouth. Exhale deeply into the bag as you count to ten. On the tenth exhale, remove your mouth from the bag and seal it shut with your hands.
- Throw away the bag. You have just completed a successful burrito bleachification! Congratulations!
Pro tip: Doubling up on burritos can save you time if you're attempting this feat with multiple people.
How to Bleachify a Burrito in 3 Minutes | YouTube