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Need more dogs? Just shave your pubic hair into a bowl of spoiled eggy custard—especially if you have lice.
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We all have regret, and most of us know a vulnerable orphan or two with toes to spare, but where can you find kale when you need it to summon a demon with this simple recipe? Here's why and how it works.
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If you don't have any real friends, it's time you learned about the all-ham diet.
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Life is terrible, right? It's just pain until it finally ends and even that's painful and scary. Stop trying to solve your life pains and just transform that pain into a flavorful parfait. Here's how.
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