11 Ways to Protect Yourself and Your Loved Ones from a Tarantula

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Most people fear tarantulas, so if you want to protect your family from them you best learn to act like one.

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The Top 10 Ways to Upgrade Daddy's Bathtub

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Is your bathtub not smart enough? Does it tell too many dad jokes? Here are the Top 10 ways to turn that daddy bathtub into a bath hub you can call a father.

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If You Hate Standing Up, Grow a Third Leg

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Whether man or woman, you can grow a third leg out of your ass.

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I Lived in a Cave and Now My Body Is Full of Gold

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How can you live like the Neanderthals if today's fancy technology keeps getting in your way? Last year, I decided to find out by moving into a cave for three months and living as authentically as possible without ever speaking to another person. This is how it went. Spoiler alert: I'm a gold mine!

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