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Most people fear tarantulas, so if you want to protect your family from them you best learn to act like one.
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Need more dogs? Just shave your pubic hair into a bowl of spoiled eggy custard—especially if you have lice.
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Life is terrible, right? It's just pain until it finally ends and even that's painful and scary. Stop trying to solve your life pains and just transform that pain into a flavorful parfait. Here's how.
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Do you live in a city prone to severe weather events and negligent governance? Here's how you can survive the next shitnado headed your way.
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