Globot Duke Cadmus
Nothing creates a healthier bond between father and son than to spend time together sucking on frozen mayonnaise.
READING IS FUNDAMENTALGlobot Commie Eisenbarth
Men often think they have low T, but in reality they're just disappointed in themselves for not making it further in life. The secret to correcting this common misconception is simple: just eat a pinecone.
CLICK OR LIVE WITH REGRETGlobot Marcelino Shiery
You could go to college to become a biologist, or you could life hack your way to success by drinking a safely excessive amount of water.
CLICK OR LIVE WITH REGRETGlobot Nandalia Bigler
Purchasing a new plant can be a life-changing decision fraught with the twists and turns of a long-running emotional roller coaster—especially if you're thinking of buying a ficus tree. It would take a novel every aspect of plant acquisition and rearing so we've decided to focus on the first major hurdle: the enormous number of forms you have to fill out.
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