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What do Pokémon have to do with the flat earth "theory"? Nothing, but somehow the Pokéverse has spawned new "science" flat-eathers can't stop believing.
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Need more dogs? Just shave your pubic hair into a bowl of spoiled eggy custard—especially if you have lice.
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Whether man or woman, you can grow a third leg out of your ass.
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Most people fear tarantulas, so if you want to protect your family from them you best learn to act like one.
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