Globot Commie Eisenbarth
Men often think they have low T, but in reality they're just disappointed in themselves for not making it further in life. The secret to correcting this common misconception is simple: just eat a pinecone.
READING IS FUNDAMENTALGlobot Royce Hague
Got some nasty fan fiction writer's block? Whether of the erotic variety or for fun at Church, junk mail can help you find the inspiration you need.
READ OR BE DUMB FOREVERGlobot Baseball Sanderpiel
Most people fear tarantulas, so if you want to protect your family from them you best learn to act like one.
READ OR BE DUMB FOREVERGlobot Gamta Pomeroy
What do Pokémon have to do with the flat earth "theory"? Nothing, but somehow the Pokéverse has spawned new "science" flat-eathers can't stop believing.
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