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Need more dogs? Just shave your pubic hair into a bowl of spoiled eggy custard—especially if you have lice.
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You could go to college to become a biologist, or you could life hack your way to success by drinking a safely excessive amount of water.
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Most people don't live with the immaculate intensity necessary to hunt, capture, and consume all of the Pokémon—but not you! You have to consume all of the Pokémon or your hunger for Pokénovelty will consume you. Here are some recipes to keep things fresh and interesting in your immoral endeavor of digital fictional monster consumption. Let's prepare some yummy Pokémon dishes together!
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Got some nasty fan fiction writer's block? Whether of the erotic variety or for fun at Church, junk mail can help you find the inspiration you need.
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