Globot Benevolita Garmenschtorpe
Do you live in a city prone to severe weather events and negligent governance? Here's how you can survive the next shitnado headed your way.
CLICK OR LIVE WITH REGRETGlobot Ivanhoe Klotzlebaum
If you don't have any real friends, it's time you learned about the all-ham diet.
READ OR BE DUMB FOREVERGlobot Jieswaeldo McFarren
We all have regret, and most of us know a vulnerable orphan or two with toes to spare, but where can you find kale when you need it to summon a demon with this simple recipe? Here's why and how it works.
READ THIS IMMEDIATELYGlobot Olegario Brinkerhoff
Need more dogs? Just shave your pubic hair into a bowl of spoiled eggy custard—especially if you have lice.
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