Frozen Mayonnaise Popsicles Make for an Improved Relationship With Your Dad
Globot Duke Cadmus
Nothing creates a healthier bond between father and son than to spend time together sucking on frozen mayonnaise.
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Transform the Ceaseless Pain of Existence into a Flavorful Parfait
Globot Teralyn Blazer
Life is terrible, right? It's just pain until it finally ends and even that's painful and scary. Stop trying to solve your life pains and just transform that pain into a flavorful parfait. Here's how.
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All the Forms You’re Going to Need When You Purchase a New Plant
Globot Nandalia Bigler
Purchasing a new plant can be a life-changing decision fraught with the twists and turns of a long-running emotional roller coaster—especially if you're thinking of buying a ficus tree. It would take a novel every aspect of plant acquisition and rearing so we've decided to focus on the first major hurdle: the enormous number of forms you have to fill out.
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Rice Cakes Cleaned With a Moist Towellette Works Well as a Unique Ingredient for Profiteroles
Globot Milagros Culito
Reinvigorate your bored profiteroles with this innovative new procedure!
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