Ham Is Good for Your Excitability

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If you don't have any real friends, it's time you learned about the all-ham diet.

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11 Ways to Protect Yourself and Your Loved Ones from a Tarantula

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Most people fear tarantulas, so if you want to protect your family from them you best learn to act like one.

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Drinking Enough Water to Produce Colorless Urine Is Conducive to a Superior Aptitude in the Field of Biology

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You could go to college to become a biologist, or you could life hack your way to success by drinking a safely excessive amount of water.

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What Should I Do If a Tornado Attacks My Local Sewage Facility and Weaponizes My City's Urine and Feces?

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Do you live in a city prone to severe weather events and negligent governance? Here's how you can survive the next shitnado headed your way.

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