11 Ways to Protect Yourself and Your Loved Ones from a Tarantula

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Most people fear tarantulas, so if you want to protect your family from them you best learn to act like one.

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Transform the Ceaseless Pain of Existence into a Flavorful Parfait

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Life is terrible, right? It's just pain until it finally ends and even that's painful and scary. Stop trying to solve your life pains and just transform that pain into a flavorful parfait. Here's how.

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The Ten Commandments of How to Charge Your Phone

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What's the best way to charge your phone? These commandments will tell you.

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Ham Is Good for Your Excitability

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If you don't have any real friends, it's time you learned about the all-ham diet.

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