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Men often think they have low T, but in reality they're just disappointed in themselves for not making it further in life. The secret to correcting this common misconception is simple: just eat a pinecone.
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Most people fear tarantulas, so if you want to protect your family from them you best learn to act like one.
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If you don't have any real friends, it's time you learned about the all-ham diet.
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Nothing creates a healthier bond between father and son than to spend time together sucking on frozen mayonnaise.
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