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Most people fear tarantulas, so if you want to protect your family from them you best learn to act like one.
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What's the best way to charge your phone? These commandments will tell you.
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If you don't have any real friends, it's time you learned about the all-ham diet.
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Everyone knows nugget meat comes from pink slime, but not everyone knows that's also the name of Tucker Carlson's penis. Here are most common things people believe about nugget meat that aren't actually true. The fourth one will knock your ass into the next life and you'll have to live this one without an ass—so definitely prepared to be shocked by the fourth myth about nugget meat.
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