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Need more dogs? Just shave your pubic hair into a bowl of spoiled eggy custard—especially if you have lice.
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What do Pokémon have to do with the flat earth "theory"? Nothing, but somehow the Pokéverse has spawned new "science" flat-eathers can't stop believing.
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Nothing creates a healthier bond between father and son than to spend time together sucking on frozen mayonnaise.
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Men often think they have low T, but in reality they're just disappointed in themselves for not making it further in life. The secret to correcting this common misconception is simple: just eat a pinecone.
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